butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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