...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
