no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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