glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Help. Why am I so naked?
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