3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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