Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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