If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Your cock deserves a montage
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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