you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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