So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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