Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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