so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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