Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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