If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
