rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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