So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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