Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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