yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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