watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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