im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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