with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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