Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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