I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
