don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
