So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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