It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
tell me about the eggs
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