bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
