he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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