It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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