Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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