just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
