she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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