its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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