I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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