Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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