i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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