They should really pass out barf bags in church
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Randomize
