his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just want to make out with him forever
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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