he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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