You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You work out of a Hotel?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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