She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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