I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I lost the right to judge tonight
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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