thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
ttyl tear gas
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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