I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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