One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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