So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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