lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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