alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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