question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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