I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
