You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
What changed your mind?
Being sober
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize