Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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